Alright, I know this looks weird, but do you know what this shit is:
IT’S A GODDAMNED LAPTOP, BUILT AS A BRACELET.
YOU FUCKING HEARD ME CORRECTLY. YOU WEAR IT ON YOUR GODDAMNED WRIST, AND LIKE FUCKING STEVE JOBS OR SHIT, YOU WHIP IT OUT LIKE SOME SORT OF TECH MESSIAH.
NEED A STATISTIC TO DISPROVE A DOUCHE?
NEED AN ANSWER WHEN YOU WANT TO CHEAT ON WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE WITHOUT LOOKING DIRT POOR LIKE SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE?
WANT TO WATCH SPONTANIOUS PORN ON THE SUBWAY WHILE USING THE SAME HAND FOR THE ACTION APPLIED TO PORN?
WANT TO GOOGLE PICTURES OF CATS?
WANT TO WATCH SPONTANIOUS PORN OF CATS!?
THEN THIS IS THE THING FOR YOU.
THEN THIS IS WHAT YOU FUCKING NEED. HOLY FUCKING SHIT BILL GATES IS LIKE SHITTING HIMSELF THIS IS SO DAMN AMAZING.
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Is it horrible that I know the science behind this thing?
…I’m aroused by this.
sweet jelly-filled christ this is beautiful
Because he’s adorable and HIS HAIR
CURRENT MOOD: THAT FUCKING FOURTH GIF OH MY GOD CAN I KEEP HIM
ugh he would have SLAYED the part if he’d actually gotten a proper run
the selfie olympics are heating up
I think we just found an Assassin.
press y to synchronize
This is my headcanon for the ending of Pacific Rim.
All credit to http://pocketaimee.com/
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
so i was messing around in cs6 a few days ago and we just finished The Scarlet Letter in english soooooo
and you are a wonderful little anon that has made my night and I love you too! ;3; *squishes with hugs and love*
lady vane just popped up in my sketchbook i don’t know what to say
girls who can run in heels should be feared